Pile of Crap

Wrong My Whole Life

SmartSsa — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:51:13 +0000

Apparently I’ve been doing it wrong my entire life. This week I found out the easy way to peel a banana. You know, the way monkeys have been doing it since the dawn of time? That’s right. Peel it from … Continue reading →

A Silly Mashup

SmartSsa — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:36:06 +0000

It was a little side project for work.

Why Does Rogers Suck So Much?

SmartSsa — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 19:31:39 +0000

It’s almost impossible to really answer this. But recently Rogers has decided to argue an old consumer-protecting law that requires them to have “adequate and proper” testing before making claims that they’re awesome. Rogers claims that this law violates their … Continue reading →

Grilled Cheese and Apple on Pumpernickel Bread

SmartSsa — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 13:00:00 +0000

As ridiculous as it sounds, I had to give it a go. Grilled cheese and (red delicious) Apple on Pumpernickel bread. As it turns out it was so damn good. It really doesn’t look it, but I wasn’t going for … Continue reading →

Don’t Fall For Quibids (And Other Penny Auction Sites)

SmartSsa — Sun, 08 Jan 2012 00:02:00 +0000

There are many new-ish style auction sites popping up here and there, and I recall seeing many of them quite a few years ago and said to myself “holy shit, what a racket.” These sites, Quibids (the most currently advertised … Continue reading →

Music That Moves

SmartSsa — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 19:27:26 +0000

It’s amazing how some music can bring people together and how some can rip people apart. It’s a strange thing. It’s like an epic battle of opinions. It’s like how you can hate snow, and hate people who love snow. … Continue reading →

I Keep This To Remind Me…

SmartSsa — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 07:45:35 +0000

Just how close you can be, but still be so very, very, very far away.

Pingu’s THE THING – It’s just awesome.

SmartSsa — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 00:06:10 +0000

Watch it.

Happy New Year

SmartSsa — Sun, 01 Jan 2012 04:00:39 +0000

Apparently I’ve only done this three of 11 years of this Blog. But, Happy New Year every one. Make it the best you can. To an awesome 2012.. Cheers.

Top 10 Idiotic 911 calls in Chatam-Kent

SmartSsa — Thu, 29 Dec 2011 18:46:23 +0000

Here they are for 2011. And sadly, they’re true. 10. During a snow emergency in early February, a woman called police to complain that snowplows were cleaning her street and making too much noise. 9. A 17-year-old called police to … Continue reading →